Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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