when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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