Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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