we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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