Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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