Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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