Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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