sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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