operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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