Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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