wrigley field is MILF paradise
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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