i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He better not be in your backpack
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?