I'm drive I can fine osifer
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice