i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?