11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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