Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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