no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This girl is more easily done than said...
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize