I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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