Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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