found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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