dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Randomize