Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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