You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
two words...techno handjob
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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