You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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