It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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