Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
im holly from the hills drunk
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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