Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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