she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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