found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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