Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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