i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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