Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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