I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Randomize
