are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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