Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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