Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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