yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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