My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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