My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize
