oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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