I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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