I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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