thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Randomize
