when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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