thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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