I'm going to jail i love you
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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