You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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