Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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