My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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