i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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