I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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