Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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Let's get the cat blown out
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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