Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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