so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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